1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Websites Before Us: Velociteen is numero uno; any other talk of websites besides our own on the guestbook is strictly forbidden, unless otherwise authorized by one of the administrators.

2. Thou Shall Not Make Any Graven Image of Velociteen: There is to be no plagiarizing or copyright infringing of our website. We have no problem with unleashing our attorney after the wrong doer's that commit plagiarism or copyright infringement. So glue that right-click button to your mouse, and super glue the control keys on your keyboard used for copying something, because they are not to be used on this site.

3. Thou Shall Not Take the Name of Velociteen in Vain: There is to be no bashing of Velociteen. There is also to be no spamming, hacking, and unauthorized advertising. Also, the posting of website links is completely forbidden outside of the "Website" box. In other words, the posting of links in the Name or Post boxes is strictly forbidden. This is strictly forbidden. There's nothing we hate more than illegal guestbook immigrants and field trippers (Spammers).

4. Keep Holy Velociteen's Name: We strive for a good reputation here at Velociteen, and by no means will we accept posts from bashers and haters. Our users do not deserve to be stuck in the middle of your rants. If you have a grievance, please take it up with the admin by e-mailing her at admin@velociteen.com

5. Honor Thy Admins and Staff Members: No arguing with the vTeam, what they say goes. Period. End-of-Story. They are the law, the will, and the power. You may not question their authority. They work hard here, and they do not have time to get into arguments with rule-breakers. Any grievances must be taken up with the Feedback team, or the admin, by contacting either feedback@velociteen.com or admin@velociteen.com

6. Thou Shall Not Kill Thy Neighbor: Do not kill each other (with words and actions) on the guest book, in the forums, or anywhere else for that matter. Be nice. It won't kill you. But the admins might. (Kidding!)

7. Thou Shall Not Commit Stupidity: No online dating anywhere on the site. You can do that on your own time, in your own town, outside of the internet. No matter how safe our online community is, there still are people out there that are up to no good, lurking around the internet in search of prey. Don't fall for anyone's schemes. Everyone on the internet is a stranger without a face.

8. Thou Shall Not Steal Thy Website's Goods: What's on our website, stays on our website. It's ours. Period. You may not reproduce anything on our site without our authorization. Please contact the administrator at admin@velociteen.com before using, reproducing, or taking anything from our site.

9. Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor: No cursing, harassing, offending, or using profane language anywhere on the site. It's not only rude, but it's illegal as well.

10. Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor or Thy Neighbor's Goods: If someone posts or submits something on our website, it's owned by us, as well as them. Do not use, reproduce, or take anything of theirs without their permission. Also, no posing! It's very immature. Do not impersonate other people, such as celebrities, other website owners, or other people. It's not only wrong, but it's also illegal. Most importantly, there is to be no impersonating any vTeam member, staff member or admin. The real staff members and admins will always be equipped with their official Velociteen e-mail address as proof of validity.

The Golden Rule: By posting on our guest book, going on our chat rooms, or doing anything on our website, for that matter, you leave a little piece of information behind, that we like to call an "IP Address," which we can use against you if you ever break a law and do something illegal on our website. We have no problem with unleashing our lawyer in the event of you breaking a law, and for future reference, spamming, harassing, plagiarism, and copyright infringement is illegal, and it always will be, so don't try it anytime soon.