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Our school has the highest education ratings in the world. Here, at VelociSchool, we provide an alternative educational program.

We let our students...

• Listen to rock and rap music in class, while the teacher DJ's or plays the electric guitar
  
• Eat food in their classrooms
  
• Run in the hallways
• Argue with their teachers
• Teach classes
  
• Lie and cheat on homework
• Harass the Wardens
• Dye the Headmaster's hair
• Graffiti the walls
• Run their fingers on the chalkboards
• Run with scissors
• Not wear deodorant or change for gym class
• Chew gum, then stick it underneath their desk or tables
• Throw the janitors into garbage cans
• Give each other wedgies
• Pass notes about teachers who have very bad morning breath
• Throw garbage on the floor
• Let out the Science Class pets
• Dissect their school lunches
• Hold food fights
• Marry lunch ladies
• Wear tube-tops, platform shoes, life jackets, flippers, snorkels, and cowboy boots.