We have all new desks, blackboards, and teachers, but we're missing students, so please come and join us for class.
Hurry! The morning bell's going to ring soon, so off to class you go!
Our Rules (All violators will be expelled and sent to summer school)
1. No Swearing.
2. No Threatening or Harassing Students, Teachers, Principals, or Anyone, On That Note.
3. No advertising in our hallways or in our classrooms. If you do, teachers will immediately send you to detention.
4. DO NOT Bash Our School! We do not appreciate health or education inspectors. So if you are an inspector, please leave at once and get on another school's case.
5. Most importantly! Don't Be Tardy! If you are ever tardy, you will be smacked with a ruler and be told to have fun! :D
Until Graduation Day, you are taught under our virtual roof, so you must follow all of our rules, or you will be expelled immediately and sent to a juvenile detention center nearest you.